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Oradea, Romania

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November 24
 
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Birthday

November 24

Location

Oradea, Romania

 

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"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, "thats her"....

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At the end everything will be ok. If it's not, than it's not the end. It's just a new beginning....
 

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stupidity : Sep 30, 2008

 

 

    In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

 

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Dec 24, 2008 10:23 AM
FrAnK says:
 
Best of all, Christmas means a spirit of love, a time when the love of God and the love of our fellows should prevail over all hatred and bitterness, a time when our thoughts and deeds and the spirit of our lives manifest the presence of God. Happy Christmas Time!!!!!!
 
Nov 24, 2008 1:36 AM
Ady says:
 
"La multi ani" si astept macar o felie din tort .. :) asta daca nu e mancat deja tot ..
 
 
Jul 19, 2008 11:14 AM
Vasco says:
 
Kisses from Portugal...
Xuuuac...
 
May 2, 2008 3:30 AM
XXX says:
 
te rog da un id.....poop
 
Apr 23, 2008 11:51 PM
 
thansk for d add! ur a real beautiful woman :)
 
 
 
 
 
Mar 10, 2008 4:10 AM
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Mar 7, 2008 5:46 AM
Kinga says:
 
Glitter Graphics

Rose Glitter Graphics

Happy Women's Day!!! :)
 
Mar 5, 2008 7:45 AM
Raul says:
 
:)
 
 
 
 
Jan 30, 2008 6:50 AM
Annie says:
 
Call me Baby, I have a surprise for you :DDD
 
Jan 8, 2008 10:26 AM
Zoi says:
 
Heyyy,

Ohhh...I am in Ur Top Friends... :) Thanks a loooooot!!! :) U r really amazing ;)

Just see my Top friends,too ;)
 

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